Jaleel White’s (Urkel) Agent Pitches Him Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

Setting: A posh coffee shop, in L.A.; Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel walks in to meet his agent Josh Weinstein. Agent: Jaleel. Look at you. Handsome as ever. How is life?” Jaleel: Mother fucking hard. The royalty checks they are not enough more. Why are we at this place? I hate this place. Agent: What […]

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Spooning While Steve Urkel Turns Into Stefan Urquelle: A Love Letter

I’m watching the Family Matters episode where Urkel turns into Stefan Urquelle. It really is quite profound as it deal with the existential issues of authenticity and genetic engineering which are my concerns for the 21st century. You are fast asleep, your body still next to mine; you are so cute when you sleep. I […]

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