The Costco Couple

The Coscto Couple helping each other out, giving shoulder rubs while they wait, switching lines so they can get home sooner, cook dinner, have Saturday night sex, and drift off falling to sleep to Saturday Night Live. They’re both nice & attractive, making sure to buy full stocks of fish oil & skin moisturizer next […]

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A Manifesto For American Artists (This Will Be Better Received In Europe)

Pick Your Battles. We are in a capitalist country and guess what, no matter how many rallies and percentage points we talk about that is not going to change. In America, we are never going to be socialists. This country was founded by joyless Puritans and as artists we need to accept that and practice […]

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St. Francis on Absinthe

http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/pray0027.htm When I was in London I tried Absinthe. It tasted like licorice ass dipped in balls, but balls is what I tripped. I thought I was a man who I assume had great big balls, but a bigger heart–St. Francis of Assisi. I felt his soul merge with mine and I was his reincarnation […]

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Titties and Trays

I sit there in the college cafeteria, eating shitty pizza, watching the retarded boy; he is working during the lunch shift, darting around the stale white floors, picking up plates and trays. MTVU is playing on all eight TV screens and he loves every stupid song, but not as much as he loves this job–being […]

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