Rex Ryan’s Sexy Love Poem To His Wife’s Feet

They’re fucking beautiful. Size Five just like I like. Better feet than Vinateri has in the fourth quarter. The way you paint those sexy fuckers gold like the color of the Super Bowl rings Tebow’s gonna get me. I fucking want them even more than those damn rings. They taste better than Buddy’s burgers. When […]

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Ozzie Guillen’s Rough Draft Apology

Ok you mother fuckers; I fucking sorry. I got interview by Jew magazine and they tricky. That why Sandy Koufax good pitcher, the Jews throw good curveballs. They fool me into saying stupid shit. I no love Castro. Castro he like opposite of the Cubs he always winning, that what I mean. I like winner. […]

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Why Did Peyton Manning Pick Denver: A Psychological Sports Essay

Peyton picking the Broncos over The Niners is where I need to put on my sports psychology hat. Does Peyton want to win a championship? Of course and the Niners were clearly the best option for him to achieve that goal: Great coach, great defense, great tight end, a receiver who though a douchebag (isn’t […]

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