Wet Pillow Writes Emo Song While Listening to CNN

If not familiar with the musical power house Wet Pillow please click on the link below to learn the origin of the greatest emo-band of Orlando, Florida. http://thepassionofthechristoph.com/2011/12/31/lets-start-a-band-in-2005-the-origin-of-wet-pillow/ In 2006, Wet Pillow smoked a bowl and left on the news trying to write a hit emo song…they never made it to the 2nd verse: Stephanie […]

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A Poem by The Montana Zionist Foundation

How do you solve the Israel-Palestine Conflict? A situation, no excuse me, a problem that gives power to that fretful word Quagmire, no, not the pervert from Family guy, a sticky situation. Israel had some damn good real estate agents. Land promised by God, then promised by the British. In a sense God was an […]

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A Manifesto For American Artists (This Will Be Better Received In Europe)

Pick Your Battles. We are in a capitalist country and guess what, no matter how many rallies and percentage points we talk about that is not going to change. In America, we are never going to be socialists. This country was founded by joyless Puritans and as artists we need to accept that and practice […]

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Mitt Romney’s Speech…On Truth Serum

Geez Louise, Republicans, what do I have to do to get you people to vote for me? Is it really the Mormon thing? Look, I really don’t believe in anything! So, please don’t hold the Mormon thing against me; I really wish I was born a regular Christian it would poll so much better but […]

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Romney Wins Florida: Handsome White Non-Charismatic Men Rejoice

When the results of Florida Primary came in that Romney won, white handsome non-charismatic men nodded their head with relief and joy. The next morning they listened to their ‘Let’s Get Moving’ mix for their morning jog; never did Huey Lewis and/or Nickelback sound so eloquent, at least it had not for the last few […]

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Dear Republican Primary Voters

I’m already pissed, that I’m writing this. I fucking hate politics, there were so many better topics I wanted to write about like how hot Kat Dennings is on ‘2 Broke Girls’ and write a love poem using flowery langauge to tell her how her sharp wit matches her gorgeous curves, but you stupid jerks (except for you […]

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