The Costco Couple

The Coscto Couple helping each other out, giving shoulder rubs while they wait, switching lines so they can get home sooner, cook dinner, have Saturday night sex, and drift off falling to sleep to Saturday Night Live. They’re both nice & attractive, making sure to buy full stocks of fish oil & skin moisturizer next […]

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To Rachel-Lou Salome

I wish you were that soul mate I always wanted… But you’re my shaman soul sister. There is a great love between us, but it is not of romance. It’s old school, a little on the pagan side. That Aristotle love—of the mind; soulful, maybe even a little Christian in its sacrifice. I see now […]

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At Least I Get You < In My Art

At least I get you in my art… That song i wrote: my one and only love song ‘Rachel’, yeah, it’s about you. My drummer says it’s gay but even he admits it is a great song. In the verse, our hearts weigh the same and in the chorus I’m not leaning forward as we […]

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Spooning While Steve Urkel Turns Into Stefan Urquelle: A Love Letter

I’m watching the Family Matters episode where Urkel turns into Stefan Urquelle. It really is quite profound as it deal with the existential issues of authenticity and genetic engineering which are my concerns for the 21st century. You are fast asleep, your body still next to mine; you are so cute when you sleep. I […]

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