Christoph’s Top 3 Craft Books On Writing & Other Pretentious Bullshit

Because I am so prolific and brilliant; I decided to share my writing secrets which is really just reading the hell out of 3 craft books and talking to this director dude at a diner for brunch on Saturdays. Character & Preimse http://www.amazon.com/Art-Dramatic-Writing-Creative-Interpretation/dp/1163161586/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1347635359&sr=1-1&keywords=the+art+of+dramatic+writing+its+basis+in+the+creative+interpretation+of+human+motives This book is great. It is a keep in the bathroom kind […]

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Why Did Peyton Manning Pick Denver: A Psychological Sports Essay

Peyton picking the Broncos over The Niners is where I need to put on my sports psychology hat. Does Peyton want to win a championship? Of course and the Niners were clearly the best option for him to achieve that goal: Great coach, great defense, great tight end, a receiver who though a douchebag (isn’t […]

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A Manifesto For American Artists (This Will Be Better Received In Europe)

Pick Your Battles. We are in a capitalist country and guess what, no matter how many rallies and percentage points we talk about that is not going to change. In America, we are never going to be socialists. This country was founded by joyless Puritans and as artists we need to accept that and practice […]

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Titties and Trays

I sit there in the college cafeteria, eating shitty pizza, watching the retarded boy; he is working during the lunch shift, darting around the stale white floors, picking up plates and trays. MTVU is playing on all eight TV screens and he loves every stupid song, but not as much as he loves this job–being […]

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Dear Republican Primary Voters

I’m already pissed, that I’m writing this. I fucking hate politics, there were so many better topics I wanted to write about like how hot Kat Dennings is on ‘2 Broke Girls’ and write a love poem using flowery langauge to tell her how her sharp wit matches her gorgeous curves, but you stupid jerks (except for you […]

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Christoph Visits Speakers’ Corner in London

I can remember the carnival of sounds… Speakers’ Corner in London where anyone can talk about anything except the Queen, for that would be undignified. On that early Sunday, I heard the first speaker say, “God is dead, we are all just Gorillas, where the Europeans apes have surpassed the African ones.” I asked him […]

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Scalping and Sexual Selection: Extra Ticket for The National Show

When scalping an extra ticket for one of your favorite bands you face the harsh truth of Darwinian sexual selection or what some call ‘game theory’: you want to get your money back for the ticket, but you want to share it with someone who you will get along and who will also really share […]

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