The Yellow Wallpaper: John’s Story

Author’s Note: This is a tribute to the story ‘The Yellow Wallpaper’ by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. If you have not read the story before please click the link http://tinyurl.com/2nw6wt I do not know what to do; she keeps getting worse. My father never told me what to do when your wife goes mentally ill, they […]

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History: A Poem For President’s Day

History can be a headless horsemen, Sent to plastic surgeons instead of policemen. As clues are clawed by curdled coincidences that contort until they are clean and clairvoyant. But I only see humans withering out of the womb into war ready to fight for or against: Status, Convenience, Quality, God, and Obligation… Washington, hoped for […]

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Saint Valentine Reflects on Valentine Day

You know what, you can be in Heaven and be pissed off. Not always, Heaven is pretty awesome, I’ve been here since 280 AD: Jesus is cool as shit (we can swear here, it’s a dope reward) and because I’m a martyr I live in the good section and get free angel rides (they are […]

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To Rachel-Lou Salome

I wish you were that soul mate I always wanted… But you’re my shaman soul sister. There is a great love between us, but it is not of romance. It’s old school, a little on the pagan side. That Aristotle love—of the mind; soulful, maybe even a little Christian in its sacrifice. I see now […]

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At Least I Get You < In My Art

At least I get you in my art… That song i wrote: my one and only love song ‘Rachel’, yeah, it’s about you. My drummer says it’s gay but even he admits it is a great song. In the verse, our hearts weigh the same and in the chorus I’m not leaning forward as we […]

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Spooning While Steve Urkel Turns Into Stefan Urquelle: A Love Letter

I’m watching the Family Matters episode where Urkel turns into Stefan Urquelle. It really is quite profound as it deal with the existential issues of authenticity and genetic engineering which are my concerns for the 21st century. You are fast asleep, your body still next to mine; you are so cute when you sleep. I […]

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Seeking Female Bass Player/Back Up Vocalist 4 The Black Keys Meets The Pixies Band

This is my real Craigslist Add. This is not a Satire Piece. I am busy writing this blog, doing music, and writing a fucking novel it’s not like I have bunch of time to meet a shitload of people. If you know people in the NYC area then please share. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/muc/2831392664.html What up chica, I’m […]

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Romney Wins Florida: Handsome White Non-Charismatic Men Rejoice

When the results of Florida Primary came in that Romney won, white handsome non-charismatic men nodded their head with relief and joy. The next morning they listened to their ‘Let’s Get Moving’ mix for their morning jog; never did Huey Lewis and/or Nickelback sound so eloquent, at least it had not for the last few […]

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